• Jaws 2 (1978) It makes Ed Wood productions look Oscar-worthy. Technical Specs, See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro, Private Jones • Burial Ground (1981) • Snuff (1974) • When the aforementioned hacker manages to get his tablet working, he’s somehow able to contact the military on the same radio frequency the plane uses. • Drag Me To Hell (2009) In 2014, their film Airplane vs. Volcano, starring Dean Cain, produced by The Asylum. If you like my stuff, feel free to subscribe using the link at the bottom of this column to get email updates. • The Babadook (2014) • Nick Fury: Agent Of Shield (1998) • Child's Play 3 (1991) • Bad Channels (1992) By day I review video games for a living, but by night I'm doing this blog as a bit of non-profit fun, just so I can cover my other love: horror films and other generally weird movies. • Pet Sematary (1989) And then, just to prove the writers have no clue how planes work, the roof is ripped off and people start getting sucked out – even though opening the door earlier was fine. And then the third. • Any Given Sunday (1999) Naturally, though, only the basic set-up is the same. • Cannibal Terror (1981) • uwantme2killhim? As the flight progresses and countless hurdles are thrown at Rick and the rest of the passengers, the various incidents only continue to increase in ludicrousness. Oh, and we’re flying in the middle of a ring of volcanoes.”. • The Exorcist (1973) • The Godsend (1980) • Creepshow 3 (2006) The plane I mean, not Superman-style. I hope you enjoy the reviews in this blog: all comments are welcome, as are suggestions of films you'd like to see me review (just comment under any of my reviews and let me know). • The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) Whereas Sharknado, another of The Asylum’s creations, is quite clearly a daft piss-take, there isn’t the slightest hint of a wink or a nod in this one. • Drive (2011) • Cannibal Ferox (1981) (2013) • Where Do We Go From Here? • Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993) • Pet Sematary II (1992) • Icetastrophe (2014) • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) I’ve got very little experience in designing aircraft but I’d imagine in an emergency you’d want that sort of shit within easy reach. This was practically impossible. • The Rise And Fall Of A White-Collar Hooligan (2012) • Deadly Friend (1986) Fuck a film title, the rise and blast of AIRPLANE VS. VOLCANO could aptly describe the … I could go on but I think you get the point. • The Killers (1964) • Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) • Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave (1976) • Troll (1986) • Hideous! • The Beast In Heat (1977) Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. • Dead Space: Downfall (2008) • Cavegirl (1985) • I Spit On Your Grave (1978) • Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces (1992/2014) • The Slayer (1981) • Alien Terminator (1995) • Taken 2 (2012) • Nightbreed (1990) In 1982, there was no warning system in place for hazards posed by volcanic eruptions in the sky. But you’ll need to see it to find out what that is. • The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) There was also not yet an awareness that such a monitoring system was required. • Twin Peaks: Season 2 (1990-91) • House Of Wax (2005) Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. • Alice Sweet Alice (1976) My lord! The first of the four engines failed. • Happy Birthday To Me (1981) Airplane vs Volcano has yet to be released in the UK but you can import the German DVD from Amazon UK. • Bless The Child (2000) • Child's Play (1988) • Mega Python Vs Gatoroid (2011) • My Little Eye (2002) • Volcanoes are apparently 800 miles wide because this plane somehow continues to fly over one for the entire 90-minute duration of the film. • The Phantom Of The Opera (1989) | Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. • Urban Explorers (2011) • Election (1999) • The Tunnel (2011) • Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) • Nightmares In A Damaged Brain (1981) • The Evil Dead (1981) Whack your email address into this little bugger and you'll get a handy email every time I stick up a new review. • Jason X (2001) Each of my reviews come with screenshots and a trailer (or film clip) so you can hopefully judge for yourself if the film's worth tracking down.